Doctor Work's Current Events Limerick Page

I tried posting these on the Mythbusters fan site as a tribute to one of my favorite shows (on the Discovery Channel), but they were banned for the presence of "forbidden words." However, there are no words here that don't already appear many times in the forum, so I don't know what their problem is. So here they are, in all their uncensored glory:

A cueball with whiskers is Jamie
Who takes on all myths true and lame-y
With white shirt and beret
To provide the cachet
He puts up with no cockamamie

Now Adam’s the life of the party
And dresses in black oh-so-arty
He won’t miss a chance
To pull down his pants
Or think up a prank crude or fart-y