Tuesday, June 06, 2006
On the Obesity-Subway-Starbucks Connection
The Subway Version:
So, which came first, the plague of Starbucks and Subways or our "need" for them?
Americans eat 'round the clock
We're fat and we're sick—what a shock!
We can't get very far
When we don't take the car
Thank God there're two Subways per block
Can you cure my addiction, please, doc?
I drink coffee non-stop 'round the clock!
Since my need for caffeine
And for sugar's so keen,
Ain't it great there're two Starbucks per block?
So, which came first, the plague of Starbucks and Subways or our "need" for them?
